In the preceding events, (where I declared myself broke once again), I had forgotten about something important that I had to do this week.
I had to take one of my oldest and dearest friends out for a birthday dinner.
All I had managed to save in this debacle was a fifty dollar bill, so I knew I had to make sure that the dinner for the both of us cost less than $50. So the anxiety that I had over her picking which restaurant she wanted to go to (I had previously told her to choose where she wanted to eat). She did pick one (3 Brewers), it was a cute laid-back restaurant in the middle of downtown Ottawa that had a huge selection of beer…yay.
Me being me, I went to the website and I downloaded a PDF of the menu and I studied (as I usually do before I eat at a new restaurant) and I calculated whether or not two meals would come up to $50.
When my friend ordered her food, I almost squeaked. She ordered a pulled pork sandwich and a sample of 5 different beers, but you know, I kept my composure. After I asked for the bills, I sat there in silence waiting for the waitress to bring me the bill.
It was $44.
Thank you God.
If you haven't already heard or read by now, I've never been employed.
Okay, scratch that.
I've been employed twice, but I've never worked a day in my life. You may be asking yourself "how does that even work?" Well, I'll tell you. Firstly, you get hired at these super sketchy companies (one pushing sales for these "state-of-the-art" knives, the other going door-to-door begging unsuspecting homeowners to sign up to donate a part of their income to reputable charities). Don't get me wrong, I respect those who actually do that for a living, but you know, it's just not for me.
Though, I have never worked a day in my short life, I will say that I do have an impressive résumé on LinkedIn, with relatively good experience in my field and a research position with a professor at my university.
Despite my pretty good credentials, I've never made any money.
"You know, S, when you actually get a job that makes you money, I'll be very proud." I would like to quote my father on that. Gee thanks, dad.
I've had internship after internship, but no money. But in order to get a job you need experience and I am gaining experience. So at least I am doing something right.
But hey, at least I signed up for LinkedIn Premium!
(How am I supposed to afford that if I have no money?)